Roadrunner says:
Veep Veep!
And how does the Feline Frontrunner react?
So, Roadrunner, you want to be my running-mate, my partner, my vice president even?
Not so fast. Not so fast.
I said it before, and I'll say it again, this is a democracy, let the voters decide.
O.K. voters, log your votes. Who should be my running mate in this campaign, hmmmm? So far we have Krazy Kat and RoadRunner offering to share the ticket with me, Snagglepuss. Anybody else?
We will publish the votes, the preferences, the polls even.
Heaven's to you know what; let me know what YOU decide.
Exit
Stage Right!
Filled with protest are those who decry the plentitude of the unqualified filling the breech of the candidacy! Have there no shame between you? The presidency and vice are the domain of men of good standing, not birds of quick running or felines of felony! Desist now before the multitudes of American men prevail in their condemnation of you! For shame! Poo! Poo on you!
ReplyDeletePooh Pooh has not yet entered the race, though we have heard we will be getting vocal support from Tigger. Man or Toon, if the world ends as forecast it matters not. Rather than spend your time and energy decrying what is, just relax and go with it. Party 'til the end. You might as well go out with a bang.
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