A Message from Krazy Kat herself...
My Dearest Dahlink Snagglypuss, my friends in Coconino County have presuaded me to throw my het in the rink as a candadate fer vice prisidint. Even my Ignatz says he can see no one more preparated to be a veep than me.
My strenths are minny.
I am a female ket, and that is shoridly a plus for anyone trying to get the votes of pipples of the like perswishen.
I am a klean ket. There is no dirt to be scraped on me accepting the dirt of the mesa on my kettish paws.
I am a ket of the pipples and a friend to all, from Kentuckil to Konnectiket. Whether they be dogs or ducks, ket-birds or ket-fish. I am even an acquintiance of the stork that carries the newbirthed babe into the awaiting arms of its lovink motha. And you know that ease of excess to so many newish babes will let you to be kissin their soft shiny brows.
And concludatory, I am a ket, like you. A komic ket. A kartoon ket. A ket who can make a difference in the upcoming electories.
And how does "Snagglypuss" respond?
Well marbles and marmelade, a crazy cartoon cat wants in on the ticket. This is supposed to be a Free Country, a Republic, a Democracy even! -- Let's hear from the public on this one! Instead o' just pickin' my runnin' mate for political reasons (like those other guys--when they get around to it) let's find out what most people-- the bigger portion--the majority even--think about Krazy Kat as a running mate. You can vote her up or down on this blog, and we will tabulate--figure the votes--and count even.
Contact information below at the very end (or is it the beginning?) of this blog.
Ooops, Another candidate dinner party is startin' and I'm starvin'
Exit.
Stage right!
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