Pinky Pie and the Repugnacan Party

I don't know much about politics, but I sure know about parties! I'm the best pony at parties, and I want all my ponies and bronies to vote for Snagglepus!

Now let's hear from the pink puma himself...

Pinky Pie?  It's a lovely name--it's a lovely mane--it's a lovely color even.

I'm sure you will fit into this campaign just fine.  How fast can you run?  I may need a body double if the campaign gets too--exhaustin'.  

Heavens to you-know-what.  What am I sayin?--What am I sayin?  We only just met.  

Welcome aboard, now I gotta run.

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