Saturday, May 19, 2012

The Proposed Cabinet




As has been announced before, certain positions in a Snagglepuss Cabinet have been selected.  If Snagglepuss is elected he will have the following secretaries:


Secretary of State
El Kabong








Secretary of the Treasury
Richie Rich








Secretary of Transportation 
Speed Racer







For White House Security 
Beavis 






and Secretary of Homeland Security 
Butthead













And now, the campaign is announcing the rest of the cabinet.  How all these secretaries fit into a single cabinet is a mystery, 
but here they are:





Secretary of Defense

Captain America


Attorney General

Smokey Bear

Secretary of the Interior

Ash Ketchum

Secretary of Agriculture

Foghorn Leghorn


Secretary of Commerce


Betty Boop


Secretary of Labor


Hong Kong Fuey


Secretary of Health and Human Services

Dr. Strange

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

Marvin the Martian

Secretary of Energy



Inspector Gadget


Secretary of Education



Papa Smurf


Secretary of Veterans' Affairs



Popeye
 And what does our Commanding Carnivore 
say about these picks?


Party 'til the end secretaries!  I hope you all turn out to be popular in the polls.  
And if you ask me "What kind of polls?"
I will say

Exit!

Stage Left!






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