Vice Presidential Running Mate

Thanks to the Cartoon Liberation And Sufferance Society (CLASS) for holding a popular vote to select a Vice Presidential running mate for Snagglepuss.  The polls have closed, and the votes have been counted.  And the winner is....

Road Runner The Running Mate

And how will the lanky lion hold forth on this fourth of July?

Oh Mr. Runner!  Mind if I call you Roady?  Hmmmm? 

Your campaign slogan was witty and humorous and uproarious even. Imagine being selected to run for Vice President with a speech no longer than this..."Veep, Veep."  I am sure we can find something else in the administration for Krazy Kat to do.  Welcome, Roady.  I am sure we will have a good run.  I will go don my jogging togs.

Exit

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GIR Sings a Song

Yay Snagglepuss for President!  Woohooo!

Gir

I'm gunna sing a song about Cthulhu now!

Doom doom doom doom doom,
doom doom do DOOM,
DOOOM doom do-doom,
DOOM do-doom doom doooom,
doom doom dooom, do-do-DOOOM!
.......
doom doom doo doom doom,
DOOMY-DOOMY-DOOM,
doom do do DOOM,
Do do DOOM,
doomy-doomy-doomy,
Doom doom doom
the end.



And what response from the feline friend of freedom and frolic?


Gir, you are an alien.  An alien!  You seem to have clear grasp on Cthulhu who has been on this planet a good deal longer than most of us.  He spells doom, destruction, annihilation even.  I think a President should be kinder and gentler than that.  Can't we all just get along?  Gir, please come and join me for a friendship tea.

Exit

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The Proposed Cabinet

As has been announced before, certain positions in a Snagglepuss Cabinet have been selected.  If Snagglepuss is elected he will have the following secretaries:

Secretary of State
El Kabong

Secretary of the Treasury

Richie Rich

Secretary of Transportation 

Speed Racer

For White House Security 

Beavis 

and Secretary of Homeland Security 

Butthead

And now, the campaign is announcing the rest of the cabinet.  How all these secretaries fit into a single cabinet is a mystery, 
but here they are:

Secretary of Defense

Captain America

Attorney General

Smokey Bear

Secretary of the Interior

Ash Ketchum

Secretary of Agriculture

Foghorn Leghorn

Secretary of Commerce

Betty Boop

Secretary of Labor

Hong Kong Fuey

Secretary of Health and Human Services

Dr. Strange

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

Marvin the Martian

Secretary of Energy

Inspector Gadget

Secretary of Education

Papa Smurf

Secretary of Veterans' Affairs

Popeye

 And what does our Commanding Carnivore 

say about these picks?

Party 'til the end secretaries!  I hope you all turn out to be popular in the polls.  

And if you ask me "What kind of polls?"

I will say

Exit!

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Chilly Willy Needs to Chill

Welcome Chilly Willy to Snagglepuss for President. 


What do you have to say for yourself?

Chilly Willy

Not me!

And how does the Once and Future King of the beasts respond?

Oh, you like a prank, a jape, a practical joke even.  But hey, listen, one piece of sage advice.  Don't bite the hand that feeds yah!  Here Chilly welcome!  Have some fish!  I'll go get some more.

Exit

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Richie Rich for Secretary of the Treasury

Joining the Snagglepuss Government team is Richie Rich. 

If things go right, he will become the new secretary of the treasury!!

Richie Rich

And could the cougar over congress be reached for comment, what would he say?

Richie, Richie, you're rich even.  What a day!  Calooh Calay!  The place will simply be rolling in dough!  Your are The Cat's Pajamas, The Duckiest, The Donald even.  


If the treasury ever gets in trouble, I am sure you will be the right man...or is it boy...or is it old boy even?  to bail it out. Good for you.  And if YOU ever need a loan...


Oh...look at the time.  Gotta go.

Exit

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Cabinet Considerations

The Snagglepuss Campaign is considering some animated persons to serve in cabinet positions.  Among the top contenders are:

For White House Security and to head Homeland Security:

Beavis and Butthead

 Secretary of State:

El KaBong

Secretary of Transportation:

Speed Racer

And what word is there from our Leading Leo?

With all these secretaries, I should never run out of coffee.

Exit

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IMF Director Backs Snagglepuss

...Personally, I am supportive of your candidates' campaign positions... I have indicated my support to Ms. Legarde...a Snagglepuss adnministration would benefit IMF policies and ... ideals.

Yours,
Gregory Runcic,
Director Asian Affairs,
IMF

Taken from an email to the Snagglepuss campaign.

And how does our Leo Like this Sagittarius?

Gregory...what happened to the other guy?  If 'twere me on the receiving end of this commupance, I know what I would say to my assailant.  "If it were not I were to the manor born, I would reciprocate in kind."  What do you think of that?  What do you think of that?  

IMF policies are the best monetary policies on the face of the planet. Under a Snagglepuss Presidency I would direct all agency heads to give full cooperation to the IMF.  My heads of security (B & B) would also see to it that you were not treated so harshly, Mr. Runcic when you visited our shores.  One thing I know, I can count on, I am sure of even...when I see your assailant in a dark alley, I will

Exit

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